GEORGE
He/Him
Bigender
Adult
Mixed
Ratboy Genius
Spore
Vinesauce
Jerma
Bugs
Fish
Birds
Lioden
Flight Rising
Soap
2008 comedies
Cigarettes & Cigars & Cigarillos
Drinking beer
Juice Galaxy
Elden Ring
Probiotics
12 Oz Mouse
I'm a man. I'm a woman. I'm a tonic water enthusiast. I'm shy. I'm a water-drinker. I weigh 250 lbs. I have incredibly muscular thighs. I am a strange predatory animal. My knees bend backwards. I've lost many friends due to my actions. I have no desire. I'm never satisfied. My blood quantum is 50%. I have many woes. I'm caught in a trap. I listen to Death Grips. I'm a romantic.
I got the, mind of a Man. The heart of a Woman, and the soul, or lack therof, of an Animal. My race is mixed once again in a trifecto, that cancels the three points out and nulls it all. This symbolises, a sort of heavenly unity throughout myself that I choose to spread to others, a sort of superspreader.
I was supposed to be an angel, but there was an "accident", and so before letting me into Earth, God trained me wrong on purpose, as a joke. If you got an ass, I'll kick it! Weeeeiouiuiuiuiouuuu
Just because I am something, doesn't mean that I am. But, to directly interpret the lack of something, as the absence of it, could be wrong, as the inverse if something equals what is being inverted, and the absense of something equals the presence. To truly understand, one must interpret everything at its baseline core, a state of true neutrality, that expands to encapsulate everything. By me being a white bitch, what I'm actually doing, is being a powerful man of color, however, by being a man of color, I'm actually in my soul, a white bitch. Despite having brown skin and two parents who are brown, it creates a double negative, or double positive, resulting in a white child. Not me though. [Sniffs twice] I'm something else. I'm a- american ninja warrior. I'm 300000 pounds if you count the degenerative bone disease, a solid 3 grams without. Now leave, I'm about to sneeze. The shit I did despicable, but still my money gru!
I'm racefaking as black. And I can get away with this because I'm white. And you love racefakers. Because I'm racefaking as white. But if you get mad at me... I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I don't know a god damn thing. I never have. I'm burping on the beat. I'm the type of guy to be covered in flies. I game laying down. Well let me tell you. I'm from nowhere. I don't belong anywhere. I don't live anywhere. Just know. Anything I do I can do. Anything I say I can say. I'm a shithead. You are a shithead. We are not the same. I'm gonna kill you. Because I don't. Care. Because I'm sad. Because I'm doing my own thing. Be free. It's far too late for me... I left a checkbook on the shelf, just take the keys to save yourself... I'm one of those white bitches whos kin with songs. And I mean it. I don't look like anyone else on the planet. I need to be left in my peace. I need my peace. I love to imagine I'm a T rex or an orca and there's a beautiful bitch putting steaks in my mouth. I want this to happen badly. Why do you want to go to the woods...? Why dont you just wanna stay here? I'm gonna read books... Watch wipeout. Wanna come over and chill? Maybe smoke a blunt?
